Here's looking at you...

It's not a good look for a Baptist Minister, but having worn it for a week now, I still get a bit of a surprise when someone looks twice and ask what happened. Now, there are a range of possible answers, including:
1. Hit by a saucepan
2. Looking through keyholes
3. You should see the other guy
4. A sporting injury...

The mystery is simple. It was caused by a basketball (what else!?) Either I was too quick (getting into the path of a pass) or too slow (couldn't get out of the way). The 'ayes' have it!