Heardaboutaustralia2: Caleb types back

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CALEB TYPES BACK!!! $4.95c

Issue 1/10 Volume 1/?, 30/6/06

“I don’t put a lot of info in because Mum and Dad do that 4 me”

OK now, where r we? After 10 days we have travelled from JJ – Adelaide – Wilpena – Coober Pedy – Yulara (Uluru) (Underlined is the best place yet). That’s what I call speed travel. Yesterday (29/6/06) from Coober Pedy 2 Yulara we had a 21 eagle day! We have beaten the new course record! I have so far bought 4 cans of Pepsi max & diet coke 4 99c each! That’s the only price I will buy them at :-)

Now 4 some more of CALEBZ DEFINITIONS:

The bug: A catchy disease that is mainly caught after going on a mining tour or seeing a big opal, amethyst etc.

The worst case of ‘the bug’ has been spotted in a Melburnian mainly known as Evelyn Heard. She claims that if you leave her at a pile of rocks that has been mined up, she will have noodled (scavenged as I call it) through the lot of it b4 she stopped! And even then she would keep going! Caleb has a little bit of the bug but that is the least to expect after seeing Ev!

Flamingo: The fabled eater of Azaria Chamberlain, as seen in the book of ‘Sam’s guide to Australian History’. These pink and/or white birds have no teeth but they are to be avoided at all costs.

I spy: The game that allows someone to outsmart someone by saying long, long sentences. It also allows the person who is ‘spying’ to swear without getting into TOO much trouble… lol e.g. BLR: b----y long road. This technique is used at your own risk, consequences include losing of turn, grounding (literal or not), smack for younger ones, disqualification from game, docking of money (to the delight of the parents) etc.

Sam the bunkmate: The bunkmate from hell… He has an irritating rhythm of snoring, his legs take up the WHOLE bed (literally!), muttering in his sleep, feet digs into back of knees, hogs the doona and many, many, many more… To stop these horrors from happening, you can:

• Stuff tissue up nostrils and/or mouth
• Shove into wall
• Give him your own version of ‘the rack’
• Take pillow (doesn’t do much but it makes u more comfortable J)
• Dig YOUR feet into the back of HIS knees
• ‘mutter’ to your parents about him
• Hog the doona yourself

If you have any more ideas for me and for the good of the country, please comment and leave your name, address, postcode and your credit card number with its pin code

Thankyou for your cooperation.

“Ayers Rock Campground” swimming pool, in WINTER: The only pool of water that doesn’t freeze in negative temperatures. This pool of death operates between 8am and 8pm, and attracts kids from all around the campsite to bathe in its glow. After-effects include: raw, red bodies (also may have been bitten by flies), back of hand numbed like it has been spread with cream that u get b4 an operation, freezing of body parts, more numbness, more freezing of body parts etc.

Water people like Caleb Heard will feel all these symptoms since he has formed a ‘resistance’ to colder water that sadly doesn’t work in these temperatures - thrown away like a rag doll, without the person noticing. Caleb eventually spent the rest of the day in the sun, thawing out his hands and feet.

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